You’ve come to our site for one, or a combination of, four reasons:
- You’re turning a weird color and think you might have Changed. (See our Frequently Asked Questions for further inquiry).
- You know you’ve Changed.
- You know you will Change one day and want to protect your future.
- Maybe you’re just plain curious (or drunk… just kidding!).
Whatever the reason, you are welcome here. We don’t judge by race, color (no matter how many differing shades you may now possess), or how many limbs you’re missing.
If you’ve Changed, you’ve joined a society that has no borders. We are united in our decomposition.
Some of you might be offended by our use of the term ‘zombie’ in our name. Let me state our reasoning for not shying away from such an offensive moniker.
There are zombies out there. Those poor brain dead souls that want nothing more than to eat brains. That might be brutal, but it’s the truth and we do not hide from the truth.
These vicious beings must be dealt with, but humanely, and through due process. We can no longer let the military, John Q Public, or angry mobs just go around all willy-nilly being judge, jury and executioner. There is no telling how many Changed have been mistakenly destroyed because they simply didn’t have a tongue or dry-erase board handy to write out an intelligent message.
Zombies have rights, just like all of us!
Your Candidate,
Nicholas Buckman
