What does it mean to be Changed? Have you Changed? Are your friends insisting you’ve Changed?

We know it may be a hard thing to reconcile but to help you help yourself we’ve outlined 5 stages you may have encountered. Remember we are all in this together!

STAGE ONE:  DENIAL

What you might be saying:
“I’m not dead.  I haven’t changed.”

What others might be saying:
“Yeah, you have.”

Emotions you might be feeling:
Anger, Depression, Sadness, Rage, Cravings for Brains

STAGE TWO:  RESISTANCE

What you might be saying:
“I’m alive.  I feel fine.  Look, this blood wipes right off.”

What others might be saying:
“Dude, you are so dead.  Stop resisting.”

Emotions you might be feeling:
Loneliness, Anger, Ennui, Rage, Cravings for Brains

STAGE THREE: LETTING GO

What you might be saying:
“Okay.  I’ve changed.  This isn’t so bad.”

What others might be saying:
“You stink.”

Emotions you might be feeling:
Malaise, Despondency, Cravings for Brains

STAGE FOUR: FACING THE PRESENT

What you might be saying:
“Pardon me, do you know where I can get embalmed?”

What others might be saying:
“Don’t eat me.”

Emotions you might be feeling:
Persecution, Paranoia, Anger, Cravings for Brains

STAGE FIVE: ENVISIONING THE FUTURE

What you might be saying:
“I’m going to join the Changed political party.  I can make a difference.”

What others might be saying:
“Why are you looking at me like that?”

Emotions you might be feeling:
Empowerment, Paranoia, Anger, Horniness, Cravings for Brains

REMEMBER!: DO NOT GIVE INTO YOUR CRAVINGS FOR BRAINS.  NOT EATING BRAINS IS ONE OF THE MAIN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE CHANGED AND ZOMBIES.