COMPOSTING TIP!

OMG!  I think I’ve actually invented something!  Not like a widget for sale over the internet or something, but a new technique to help the environment.

I love my garden!  There is nothing better than a big, juicy fresh cucumber that you grew yourself.  Or ripe, red tomatoes that you lovingly nurtured.

So, I had some skin slough off.  Hey, it happens.  Even the best embalming can’t stop SOME decomposition.  And I’m a practical girl, and thought: hey, compost.

And it worked great!  So, if you lose some skin or a body part… like what happened to my friend, Sebastian, we were eating matzo ball soup and plop! his ear fell into it.  I told him, “Look on the bright side….”

And that bright side is composting!

We’ve landed a couple awesome interns and are looking for more! Want to help The Changed Party spread the word about Zombie Rights!?!? We’d love to have you.

While you think it over, welcome Jack and Alice and visit the Interns! page for more details on how you can get involved.

Jack Burton

Alice Farkum

OMG!  I know this is post is kind of off topic but who out there is as excited as I am about New Moon this weekend?!

I Fandangoed my tickets and am going to a midnight screening Thursday night.  There’s six of us from the office that are going and we’re dressing up!  I’m going as Alice!

I’m a little nervous, though… the preview seems to have some scenes that I don’t remember from the book.  I hope They (HOLLYWOOD!!!) didn’t screw it up!

We may have changed but we still like our vampires!

I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!

I’m getting a TON of emails about ‘what do I do when I change?’

First:  Don’t tell anyone in person.  Phone calls are the best, because you never know when the person you’re telling might go all ‘zombieland’ on you.  Trust me.  Even if you’ve been dating someone for a whole semester and know it’s true love, do it over the phone!

Second: Get yourself embalmed ASAP.  Do not pass Go.  Do not collect $200.00.  Put on your shoes, get your keys, credit cards, and go.  Carlos Diaz’s Life Preservation Center does top notch work and their cliental remains anonymous.

Third: Find a support group and MAKE A DIFFERENCE.  Don’t be all glum, chum!  Come volunteer for The Changed Political Party.  We’ll put you to work and offer hugs when you’re blue (emotionally, I’m talking, cuz let’s face it, we’re ALL a little blue now!)

Fourth: BUY THIS BOOK. Seriously, it’ll help put things in perspective.  The book will introduce you to the people who created our political movement, and they went through the exact same things you’re going through.  Heck, reading the book, you’ll find out all about Christian and his father—yikes!  (Christian Scott is who founded our political party.  He’s a hottie too, but sorry, girls, he’s taken!)

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to blog about this kind of thing, but here goes:

NICHOLAS BUCKMAN IS HOT!!!!

We had a volunteer meeting last night where he talked to us, and I know afterwards, a lot of us were giggling like school girls over him.  WOW.

The meeting was gr8!  We all got assignments and paired up to pass out fliers and put up stickers.  There is A LOT of work to do in running a campaign for Senator!  Who knew? J/K!

If you want to know when our next Changed meeting is, send me an email: itsjustzombies (at) gmail (dot) com or become an intern and you’ll get a heads up so you can come join the party!